IT’S a longshot, but we’ve certainly heard more farfetched conspiracy theories.
Imagine if the New Zealand couple’s office sex romp, caught on camera, was nothing but a clever marketing stunt for upcoming film Fifty Shades of Grey.
That’s one of the rumours doing the rounds in our neighbouring country, where we’ve been told the fallout is like nothing anyone could have predicted.
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The timing couldn’t be more spot on, with the hotly anticipated film adaptation of the best-selling book hitting cinemas worldwide as early as next week.
The scandal has now made headlines around the world, thanks to steamy photos and video footage captured by pubgoers on their smartphones across the road.
Since news of the rompers’ act became common knowledge in most households, there’s been days’ worth of heated debate over whether the busted pair deserve any sympathy, if they should be sacked, and more so, who was mostly in the wrong here.
The unfortunate incident certainly hints at the Fifty Shades story, Christian Grey seduces the younger Anastasia Steele E.L James’wildly popular trilogy.
It would be a stroke of brilliance by Christchurch insurance firm Marsh if it was a publicity stunt. As one Twitter user pointed out, it’s sure managed to get people interested in insurance.
Plot Twist: It was actually just a publicity stunt for 50 Shades of Grey. http://t.co/YvSyp2Re1l #Dunedin #NewZealand #NSFW #Raunchy
— Dale (@DaleSmithNZ) February 1, 2015 Of course, logic tells us that our imaginations are running away with us. The wife reportedly saw the pictures on Facebook and hasn’t stopped crying since, while the fiance has now come out and declared that he and his partner actually split up six months ago and wiped his hands of it. The man, known as Joshua, told the Edge radio station in New Zealand on Thursday that, while he feels bad for his ex, “it’s really got nothing to do with me”.
Unless the wife and the fiance are in on the act as well? OK, too far.
Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan in a scene from Fifty Shades of Grey. Source: Supplied
Fifty Shades of Grey, which stars Jamie Dornan as Christian Grey and Dakota Johnson as Anastasia Steele, is set to be the raunchiest movie made in over a decade, with 20 minutes of sex in its 100 minutes running time.
Bottom line, it probably doesn’t need any more publicity.
Here are some other amusing sex romp theories that are floating about.
$10 says this is a viral campaign for Durex MT @nzherald: Office sex romp caught on camera http://t.co/IXZhnj3H6V
— Marc Fennell (@marcfennell) February 2, 2015 Marsh CEO announces sexromp couple World Tour; "They've got people interested in insurance!"
— Election Satire (@SatireNZ) February 2, 2015 Beginning to suspect that the "sex romp" thing was just a marketing stunt by vendors of venetian blinds.
— The blurst of Toms (@badtom) February 3, 2015 Marsh Ltd should have just spun this 'sex romp' as an awesome viral ad campaign.
— Alessandra Rachael (@AlessandraRach) February 2, 2015 Moral to the story...don't trust tinted windows! http://t.co/60oqqV22w6
— Julie Snook (@JulieSnook) February 2, 2015 New Zealand office sex romp colleagues may keep their jobs pic.twitter.com/CzYyMrpAd4
— Judo-love-Girl5 (@Frame9Zimmer) February 5, 2015 let's just gather around the watercooler and gab away about the sex-romp
— Bonnie Stunt (@trillyelliot) February 5, 2015 If only the Insurance Office Sex-Romp couple had been working for Fidelity Life.
— Paul Litterick (@fundypost) February 4, 2015 it's real gr8 how everyone talks about how embarrassed the (single) woman from the sex-romp must be and not the dude who's married w kids
— Bonnie Stunt (@trillyelliot) February 5, 2015 
Jamie Dornan with Dakota Johnson in a scene from fifty Shades of Grey. Source: Supplied
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